Justly violently tempting


Cockney rhyming slang is where you find words which have closing rhymes to represent words which don’t have the same meaning. In this instance, it’s the opening rhymes. Justly violently tempting is a variation of Juno Violet Temple. The idea is also somewhat similar to that wordplay game in that one episode of The Simpsons (Lisa’s Rival) where an anagram describes the character of a particular person.



Juno tends to be cast in violent movies where she is desirable e.g. Killer Joe. Ironically, The Dark Knight Rises has her play a character who was meant to be a prostitute but that detail didn’t make it to the script. However, she did play a prostitute in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. If she ever became the star of a violent movie where she’s a femme fatale, the working title (at least) should be Justly Violently Tempting.



Given how rape can be described as men tempted to subject women to sexual violence, she has played rape victims in Atonement, Jack and DianeHorns and Safelight. As for movies where she’s sexy without the violent context, Mr. Nobody, Kaboom, Dirty Girl, Little Birds, Small Apartments, The Brass TeapotMagic Magic, Afternoon Delight and Len and Company are the most obvious contenders.



It’s ironic that she wasn’t sexy in Lovelace. She is erotic in a TV series titled Vinyl. In the latter, she has a threesome with two men like she did in Kaboom. Don’t get me wrong. She doesn’t always play a skank. In 2013, she had this to say about 2012: “I played a schizophrenic, a prostitute, a fairy and a dead girl, whose story was told in flashbacks. The amount of different, strong women I got to play last year was fantastic.”



Maybe the producers of Doctor Who could cast her in a role which skirts around the issue i.e. someone who is referred to as a charitable maid, domestic samaritan and a literal missionary. Her role as Patsy was obviously not the sexual focus point of Lovelace, which was only because it was about Linda Lovelace. It’s no wonder that she was given the chance to play Kate Kavanagh in Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s an irony that she rejected it.



Then again, this confirms that she’s telling the truth when claiming that she is more interested in character studies than amassing fame, accumulating fortune and attaining furtherance. However, Johnny Depp ended up becoming massive by being modest. John Carpenter described Kurt Russell as Hollywood’s best kept secret, but I think that’s only true when talking about actors. When talking about actresses, it’s Juno.



She has been in a lot of movies with a lot of famous people yet her net-worth is no higher than one million dollars. She is an unusual commodity because she is veering between being a character actress and a lead star. This article claimed that she did 19 films within the span of 4 years. At this rate, she is the female Eric Roberts. Because of this, she will surpass a lot of her competitors (those born in the late ’80s and early ’90s).



She has already usurped Ellen Page. Juno had replaced her in Killer Joe before replacing her in Jack and Diane. Ellen’s net-work and net-worth is bigger, but her box office power has dwindled since the days when she was touted as the next big thing. Ellen’s refusal to wear dresses, use different hair colours and have different accents makes her the Bermuda triangle of B.O. poison instead of the supposedly three-dimensional actress which many of her fans purport her to be. One has to wonder what would have happened had Juno been cast as the titular character which turned Ellen into a household name.



Juno’s ability to do more than two accents along with her willingness to change image will put her in good stead against actresses who seem to be playing the same role or having the same vibe. Originally, the title of this article was based on the fact that she has played two characters named Celia. It’s natural that she will be cast as another Celia after when someone reads her filmography. Perhaps Celia could be the faux title that is used when the released prints of her next movie is shipped to cinemas. It’s a common practice for movies to be released like this.


Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s