The original Shane

Before Shane McCutcheon (character) got it on with lesbians in The L Word (as pictured above), Shane Tyler (celebrity) was the most famous Shane to get it on with women. Both women have worn strap-ons. As for Tyler (who looks like what if Jaime Pressly became a porno star), she used to be a regular contributor to the pornographic equivalent of the IMDB (i.e. ADT a.k.a. Adult DVD Talk). As an editor, I had to separate the wheat from the chafe (decreasing the word-count from 9000+ words to 900+ words), so make no mistake about myself killing my darlings (one of the daring darlings in the featured image was killed in the sixth and final season).



Saturday, July 2, 2005 (0:55)…


Steely Dan are indeed genius musical masterminds! Quite simply, if you are unable to put a band’s collective work into a single genre – that, to me, is genius! Especially in recent music industry history. Dirty Work and Babylon Sisters are my personal favourites! Other rock artists that rank among “genius” in my opinion are: Rush, Pink Floyd, Genesis and Yes. But again, it’s all a matter of definition.



Friday, September 30 (22:46)…


I really never considered myself a “porn star” (as I only did 30 or so movies in 7 years), not to mention a “classic” porn star. As for “where am I now?” – Well, I’m alive & kickin’ here in Tampa Bay, Florida. Currently working as a bartender at a nude club. Gotta love the tits, I mean tips! LOL! No, I meant tits!! Living the married life (for over 11 years now), I’ve put on a few pounds, but I am working to get back in “fighting” shape to perhaps make a brief comeback in early 2006. There are too many new “cuties,” both male and female, of whom I wanna PLAY with! 🙂



23:49 (favorite music, hobbies, animals, toys, books or anything else that you feel like saying?):


• Music: Queensryche, Disturbed, Hooverphonic, Rush and Pink Floyd – great sex music!


• Hobbies: Gardening, Exercise, Amusement Parks (I love roller coasters), “Zoo Tycoon” video game and going to real Zoos. Oh, and um, SEX!


• Animals: I love all animals! (no – not in ‘that’ way!) I someday hope to own and operate an Animal Rescue Ranch. I have two horses, three dogs and two cats [my “children”].


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• Toys: I can’t live without my “Pocket Rocket”! lol! Remember when you used to be able to but those things at Brookstone for like $10.00?!


• Books: I am a big “true crime” enthusiast! I have a huge library of true crime books. I’m currently reading Jonathan Kellerman.


• Anything Else: I’m quite open to discussing my “history” in the porn biz. If anyone has a question, feel free to ask. I won’t bite…hard!



Monday, October 10 (18:26)…


If I found out someone on my block had recognized me, I would hope that they would respect my privacy. If not, I would just have to smack ’em upside their head with my big double-headed dildo!!


18:38…


It’s been less than 24 hours from the Tampa show and, already, there’s a buzz around town as to what a disaster that this event turned out to be. According to a number of attendees, as well as a few of the local “celebs” who were on the guest list, the overall event wasn’t worth their time and most definitely wasn’t worth the price of admission ($50.00 – not including a seat). Some of the fans who I’ve spoken to have said that, like last year, the majority of the stars kept to themselves in a private section of the venue (a ‘cheesy’ disco-dance club), and most made no attempt to “interact” with the fans – some of whom had paid close to $400 to attend!!



Monday, October 24 (14:42)…


I’m happy to know that someone misses me. The times while filming Buttslammers are some of my favorite memories (and most orgasmic scenes) in the industry. I think about Bruce [Seven] all the time.



Monday, November 14 (typed to a soon-to-be-66 Dave Cummings at 21:21)…


And a studly 65 at that! Where most seniors turn ‘senile’ at 60+, you have turned ‘penile!’ Keep UP the great work, sweetie! You’re one of the “true gentlemen” of porn. More power to ya!



Saturday, November 26 (Starting a topic about Adult Video News at 13:29)…


I still don’t understand people’s fascination with AVN – the magazine or their joke of an awards ceremony. First of all, the magazine is nothing more than a glorified promotional tool for adult companies to ‘push’ their product to retailers. As of late, this “rag” has even eliminated the majority of reviews which they used to offer [something that originally made the magazine noteworthy to both retailers and fans] in order to make room for more advertising. Speaking of advertising, the more ad space that a company purchases, the better chance that they have of being nominated for and eventually walking away with an AVN award <~ this has been proven in years past!



Sunday, November 27 (4:39)…


The ‘grunts’ and ‘moans’ of my fellow performers, both male & female, as well as the countless orgasms which I experienced, both on/off camera, along the way were my real “awards” [rewards]!



5:32…


Do you think that mainstream coverage of dressed-up porn stars walking the red carpet is going to change someone’s opinion of the industry? I’m sorry, but you can’t put whipped cream on a turd and call it “Pie”! Whoever puts on the event should consider designing the awards as glass/crystal dildoes. At least that way, for the female performers, they’re of some special value after the “notoriety” wears off.



19:47…


I believe that every business should do what they can to reinforce camaraderie amongst their industry. However, after (and sometimes during) the show, you’ll be more than likely to hear a star or starlet mumbling [quite loudly may I add] “Mother F–ker!” LOL! It kind of spoils the whole ‘camaraderie’ aspect of the evening, although I’m sure that there are a few (real) ‘sore losers’ at every awards event (mainstream or porn); so it’s to be expected.


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