The original Shane

Before Shane McCutcheon (character) got it on with lesbians in The L Word (as pictured above), Shane Tyler (celebrity) was the most famous Shane to get it on with women (although she looks more like Leisha Hailey than Katherine Moennig). Both Shanes have worn strap-ons. As for Tyler (who also looks like what if Jaime Pressly became a porno star), she used to be a regular contributor to the porn equivalent of the IMDB (i.e. ADT a.k.a. Adult DVD Talk). As an editor, I had to separate the wheat from the chafe (decreasing the word-count from 9000+ words to 900+ words), so make no mistake about myself killing my pornographic darlings (one of the daring darlings in the featured image was killed off in the sixth and final season).



Saturday, July 2, 2005 (0:55)…


Steely Dan are indeed musical masterminds! Quite simply, if you are unable to put a band’s collective work into a single genre – that, to me, is genius! Especially in recent music industry history. Dirty Work and Babylon Sisters are my personal favourites! Other rock artists that rank among “genius” in my opinion are: Rush, Pink Floyd, Genesis and Yes. But again, it’s all a matter of definition.



Friday, September 30 (22:46)…


I really never considered myself a “porn star” (as I only did 30 or so movies in 7 years), not to mention a “classic” porn star. As for “where am I now?” – Well, I’m alive & kickin’ here in Tampa Bay, Florida. Currently working as a bartender at a nude club. Gotta love the tits, I mean tips! LOL! No, I meant tits!! Living the married life (for over 11 years now), I’ve put on a few pounds, but I am working to get back in “fighting” shape to perhaps make a brief comeback in early 2006. There are too many new “cuties,” both male and female, of whom I wanna PLAY with! 🙂



23:49 (favorite music, hobbies, animals, toys, books or anything else that you feel like saying?):


• Music: Queensryche, Disturbed, Hooverphonic, Rush and Pink Floyd – great sex music!


• Hobbies: Gardening, Exercise, Amusement Parks (I love roller coasters), “Zoo Tycoon” video game and going to real Zoos. Oh, and um, SEX!


• Animals: I love all animals! (no – not in ‘that’ way!) I someday hope to own and operate an Animal Rescue Ranch. I have two horses, three dogs and two cats [my “children”].


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• Toys: I can’t live without my “Pocket Rocket”! lol! Remember when you used to be able to but those things at Brookstone for like $10.00?!


• Books: I am a big “true crime” enthusiast! I have a huge library of true crime books. I’m currently reading Jonathan Kellerman.


• Anything Else: I’m quite open to discussing my “history” in the porn biz. If anyone has a question, feel free to ask. I won’t bite…hard!



Monday, October 10 (18:26)…


If I found out someone on my block had recognized me, I would hope that they would respect my privacy. If not, I would just have to smack ’em upside their head with my big double-headed dildo!!


18:38…


It’s been less than 24 hours from the Tampa show and, already, there’s a buzz around town as to what a disaster that this event turned out to be. According to a number of attendees, as well as a few of the local “celebs” who were on the guest list, the overall event wasn’t worth their time and most definitely wasn’t worth the price of admission ($50.00 – not including a seat). Some of the fans who I’ve spoken to have said that, like last year, the majority of the stars kept to themselves in a private section of the venue (a ‘cheesy’ disco-dance club), and most made no attempt to “interact” with the fans – some of whom had paid close to $400 to attend!!



Monday, October 24 (14:42)…


I’m happy to know that someone misses me. The times while filming Buttslammers are some of my favorite memories (and most orgasmic scenes) in the industry. I think about Bruce [Seven] all the time.



Monday, November 14 (typed to a soon-to-be-66 Dave Cummings at 21:21)…


And a studly 65 at that! Where most seniors turn ‘senile’ at 60+, you have turned ‘penile!’ Keep UP the great work, sweetie! You’re one of the “true gentlemen” of porn. More power to ya!



Saturday, November 26 (Starting a topic about Adult Video News at 13:29)…


I still don’t understand people’s fascination with AVN – the magazine or their joke of an awards ceremony. First of all, the magazine is nothing more than a glorified promotional tool for adult companies to ‘push’ their product to retailers. As of late, this “rag” has even eliminated the majority of reviews which they used to offer [something that originally made the magazine noteworthy to both retailers and fans] in order to make room for more advertising. Speaking of advertising, the more ad space that a company purchases, the better chance that they have of being nominated for and eventually walking away with an AVN award <~ this has been proven in years past!



Sunday, November 27 (4:39)…


The ‘grunts’ and ‘moans’ of my fellow performers, both male & female, as well as the countless orgasms which I experienced, both on/off camera, along the way were my real “awards” [rewards]!



5:32…


Do you think that mainstream coverage of dressed-up porn stars walking the red carpet is going to change someone’s opinion of the industry? I’m sorry, but you can’t put whipped cream on a turd and call it “Pie”! Whoever puts on the event should consider designing the awards as glass/crystal dildoes. At least that way, for the female performers, they’re of some special value after the “notoriety” wears off.



19:47…


I believe that every business should do what they can to reinforce camaraderie amongst their industry. However, after (and sometimes during) the show, you’ll be more than likely to hear a star or starlet mumbling [quite loudly may I add] “Mother F**ker!” LOL! It kind of spoils the whole ‘camaraderie’ aspect of the evening, although I’m sure that there are a few (real) ‘sore losers’ at every awards event (mainstream or porn); so it’s to be expected.


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