North and South of Dakota

Dakota Charms is a woman of many tastes and talents – dancing, wrestling, boxing and porn being only a few. I wasn’t expecting to interview her when I sent her an e-mail, but she was so impressed with articles which I had written about non-porn actresses that she insisted that an interview take place. If you ever wanted to know what it would look like if Kristen Schaal birthed a daughter then the below photos will give you a solid idea. Coincidentally, Kristen co-wrote a 2010 book titled The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex. You can bet your sweet ass that Kristen is kinky enough to be mistaken as Dakota’s secret mother. The following is what transpired when I initiated what was meant to be a brief exchange of e-mails…

Hi. You could make it as a mainstream comedy star. When that happens, I look forward to writing about it on Pop Cult Master.

Thanks, babe.

You’re welcome. You remind me of other funny actresses who I wrote about –Β Sigi Gradwohl, Jenny Bede, Emilia Clarke, Emma Stone, Sasha Grey and Mara Wilson.

That’s amazing!!! I would love for you to interview me for your site.

Cool.Β Which artists inspire you when it comes to the artistry that you express yourself with?

Sorry about the late reply!! I’ve been on a business trip. I pretty much do my own thing but I do love comedy and stand up. I’ve been trying to express my weirdness that no-one understood back in the day before the industry. With my fetish modeling, I get to be weird and people enjoy it. πŸ˜€

That’s okay. πŸ™‚ Are you on FetLife? You will like an article that I wrote about a fetish star named Bobbi Starr.

I am on FetLife, haven’t been on in a while but I do have one. πŸ™‚ Loved the article! I’ve met Brandon Iron. Went to his apartment in L.A. LOL!

I’ll send you a message on there. =-) He seems fun.

Okie dokie! Yeah, he’s cool. LOL!

Have you met Riley Reid?

I have not but I sooo would love to! LOL!

She seems really fun with a quirky sense of humor.
Anyway, I hope that you write a memoir when you retire.

Yeah, she seems cool.
LOL! Maybe I will. HAHAHA!

What are your hobbies?

I love to cook, crafts, art, paint, draw, exercise, hiking, camping, growing plants and hula hooping. πŸ™‚

Exercise-wise, have you tried T-25, Max Insanity, Tae Bo and Country Heat?
I think there should be an exercise DVD where people do hopscotch with a battle rope.

I have not. πŸ™‚ I go to gym, do home work-outs and I’m trying to get into Yoga.
HAHAHAHA! Yesssss!!!

You will like hot Yoga.

It’s already hot! πŸ˜‰ But, seriously, I sooo want to try hot Yoga! Never done it but I’ve heard good things.

Do you study any martial arts? You might like a compendium of Bruce Lee’s exercises called The Art of Expressing the Human Body. It’s a universal book for any kind of fitness enthusiast.

I don’t but I’m looking into doing Jiu-jitsu.
Oh, nice. That looks like an interesting book! I put it on my wishlist. Maybe someone will get it for me. πŸ™‚

You might also like to try Hapkido. It’s a combination of Taekwondo and Aikido.
Some porn stars have become professional wrestlers (and vice-versa). Would you like to try that?

Oh, I know a hand full of porn stars that do wrestling also. I do it sometimes.

I’m familiar with that but what I mean is – would you like to wrestle for the WWE?

Probably not. I’m not that good.

If you became a black belt owner, would you be interested in becoming a stuntwoman or martial arts actress?

I probably wouldn’t. I’d be a spy.

N.S.A. or C.I.A.?

Both. LOL!

What if you were told that you could only work for one? Who it would be?


Have you ever pierced your clit?


Ever had two people simultaneously lick your clit?

Not 2 people. LOL!