Celestia Vega is indeed a vegan with a taste for all things space (she likes Star Wars), yet she has way more things to talk about…starting with this magnificent one-liner:
1 Jun 2016: I love learning new things about myself from people who don’t even know me.
Same day: A relationship with distance? No…not possible. Love can only be made with real touching with real hands…in person.
25 Jun 2016: Funny how quickly people’s stories change once they start posting it on social media.
7 Jul 2016: People are so thirsty to get into a relationship just to say they’re in one.
25 Jul 2016: Thunderstorms and horror movies are the best combination.
28 Aug 2016: I am making a collage of all the d!ck pics I receive within the next 24 hours for my Twitter header.
14 Nov 2016: Pussy is the most important meal of the day
22 May 2017: all these people tweeting “jokes” trying to be edgy and gain likes/RTs about a tragedy that happened less than a few hours ago, sad.
These 8 tweets are the Twitter equivalent to 8 Simple Rules…for Dating My Teenage Daughter.