Asking Askani

Phoenix Askani. Tweets.

1 Jul 2010: @roadkillblues: “@PhoenixAskani who is your favorite marvel character?”
Is that a serious question? Jean Grey.

15 Nov 2010: “You look like Pete Wentz’s wife. Anyone ever tell you that?”
Nope, never….

16 Nov 2010: Just got recognized by a TSA employee at Oakland airport ahahah. “You look familiar. Aren’t you the one that likes X-Men?”

25 Nov 2010: @VioletMonroe
Hahaha. A girl was looking at me as I boarded my plane and she was like “um.. Violet?”
“No, Phoenix, but I know her!”

12 Dec 2010: “What’s your name?”
“My name is NO THANKS.”

13 Sep 2012: RT IAmRupertFlint: “@PhoenixAskani Do you prefer circumcised or natural? Give your reasons!”
I prefer hard.

27 Sep 2012: RT @J_G4 “@PhoenixAskani how does being dp feel?”
Really intense magical filled up feeling! Hard to describe!

20 Mar 2014: Dept store guy: “Wanna smell a new perfume that will absolutely drive men insane?”
“No thanks I already do that with my mind.”

9 May 2017: Uber driver: You look familiar, where do I know you from?
Brain: Well that depends…
Me: I have no idea!

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