Ninja in the Dragon’s Den is the best ninja movie. It is that rare kind of exploitation movie – it surpassed the instigator of a trend. Corey Yuen had no problems with the studio’s attempt to find a Jackie Chan clone, hence why he was not against having Conan Lee starring in his directorial début. The result is no less Chansploitation than the Bruceploitation movies which feature actors with names like Bruce Le, Bruce Li and Dragon Lee. Tiger on the Beat, with Chow Yun-Fat as the star, was a Chan clone movie in disguise. By 1987, many had wondered what it would be like if Jackie made a movie with Chow. Really, it’s no more different than Jackie and Bruce to the Rescue (a 1982 movie that was released in the same year as Ninja in the Dragon’s Den and starred Lee Siu-Ming as Jackie).

Both Conan movies inspired Joel Silver (a U.S. producer) to cast Conan and hire Corey for the martial arts directing of Lethal Weapon 4. It wouldn’t surprise me if Jet Li was the last addition. Conan cemented his clone status by starring in a video movie called Rumble in L.A. Ironically, he could’ve been a Hollywood movie star had he not left Hong Kong prematurely. Granted, his departure was to do with being blacklisted after letting his greed be fed by a fickle-minded H.K. producer who seduced him away from the founder of Seasonal who made him. Even Lee Van Cleef was smart to capitalize on his success in Italy before moving to Hollywood, likewise with Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood.

Look at Bruce Lee – he made it in Hollywood because he had been in his fair share of Hollywood TV serials along with making a name for himself in the U.S. martial arts community, especially by gracing covers of a magazine called Black Belt. By comparison, Jackie obviously did not become an instant success in Hollywood because he was a virtual unknown. Bruce may not have already been a national institution but he was at least recognizable. From the apathetic perspective of the U.S. market, Jackie came out of nowhere whereas Bruce’s emergence was seen as a long time coming. To examine this further, the success of Kung Fu and re-runs of The Green Hornet didn’t exactly result in Pan-Asian U.S. TV serials.

Henry Sanada, Conan’s co-star in Ninja in the Dragon’s Den, has become something of a staple of U.S. television by gracing the likes of Lost and The Last Ship. Then again, we are living in the golden age of television. Even his roles in Helix and Extant are more dignified than what Conan did by guesting in a dodgy episode of MacGyver. By dodgy, I mean that The Wish Child (1986) was a rip of The Golden Child (1986) despite being shown earlier. Following his deportation from Hong Kong, Conan should’ve exploited his newfound fame by working in Japan before moving to Taiwan (where his presence wasn’t that of a pariah). The irony is that his English is more relatable to an American audience than Bruce or Jackie, yet he lacked the influx of opportunities that each guy received on either side of the globe.

Conan’s mistake in seeking full-time employment in Hollywood was accepting B-graded movies where he was downgraded after being given the opportunity to have his first film be a star vehicle in the form of Ninja in the Dragon’s Den. Even then, it wasn’t exactly a case of being a big fish in a small pond. He would probably have gained a better career by not focusing on martial arts roles. It wasn’t like his English was bad. In fact, he speaks with a New York accent. In spite of his fall from grace, he still managed to grace the covers of several issues of Inside Kung Fu. Although you can tell that the filler articles were tantamount to making mountains out of mole hills.

Speaking of geography, it’s a perfect example that the left hand of the West doesn’t know what the right hand of the East is doing. Usually, publicity articles are puff pieces but the aforementioned issues really are nothing much than damning with faint praise. You know that you have limited chances of success when even Jackie can’t score a gig like starring in an A-list Hollywood movie. In the ’80s, the closest that Jackie got to being a mainstream movie star was the Cannonball Run duology. Even then, it was an extended cameo (a running gag role) because of the ensemble nature. For a star like Jackie, a Hollywood role should’ve been like a prize. Conan should’ve used Jackie’s failure as a warning.

If Conan stayed with Seasonal, he would’ve starred in their English language productions before making it in Hollywood; like how Jackie starred in Rumble in the Bronx, First Strike and Mr. Nice Guy before being asked to star in a Hollywood movie (Rush Hour). As for Jackie not being persona non grata after breaking his contract with Lo Wei (the infamous Bruce director), Lo wasn’t entirely respected. Ironically, things got so bad for Jackie that he was forced to work in Hollywood for over a year. In Golden Harvest’s official statement, he was ready to crack the big time. The local press quickly suspected that the reality was extradition (Conan more or less extradited).

As for Jackie epicly failing, it was because he didn’t contractually demand to have final say like Bruce did for Enter the Dragon. By that point in his career, Jackie had more experience in choreographing fights. Yuen Woo-Ping was smarter to demand total control of the fights in The Matrix. Considering that Battle Creek Brawl was going to be directed by Robert Clouse (who directed Enter the Dragon), Jackie should’ve put something in his contract about control over the fights. After all, he proved himself to be worthy more than Bruce did. Ironically, he was being told to fight like him despite being given some allowance to do his own style.

Jackie had a better track record as a movie star and a director. As a matter of fact, it would’ve been better if he directed Battle Creek Brawl. Either that or hire George Roy Hill since he actually directed a movie that took place in the ’30s (a 1973 classic titled The Sting). Before production had commenced on Enter the Dragon, Bruce got Clouse to view The Way of the Dragon so as to see who was the boss. The surface reason was to acclimate to the H.K. atmosphere but the ulterior motive was so that Clouse would be aware of his reputation. Although Jackie didn’t want to be in Bruce’s shadow, this is the one instance where he would’ve benefited from following his footsteps.

Otherwise, having the same producers, editor (Peter Cheung) and composer pretty much amounts to little more than nothing. Even choreography control would’ve been a lost cause since he still had to deal with woeful production values. Put this into perspective: the budget was a million higher than the budget for Project A (a 1983 movie which cost 3 million but is more epic). Miracles (1989) cost 6 million dollars but looks like it could’ve been a Hollywood production. Battle Creek Brawl, on the other hand, has the sort of historical inaccuracy that is associated with a H.K. movie trying to tell an American story (such as Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth and The Dragon Lives). It also had a ho-hum script.

As far as what became known as The Big Brawl goes, Michael Allin should’ve been hired because he contributed more than Robert did. This is all while taking into consideration that his script for Enter the Dragon was far from perfect. In retrospect, Bruce should’ve hired Roman Polanski (who received martial arts sessions from Bruce) to direct Enter the Dragon given how he described Lo Wei as not exactly being as good as him. I’m sure that he rated Chor Yuen higher than Lo. A man of Bruce’s special stature needed someone worthy.

Naysayers will dismiss Roman’s involvement as wishful thinking, but his character in The Tenant treats a woman to a screening of Enter the Dragon (whose French title was Operation Dragon). His final scene is opposite a cinema which is screening it. I’ve looked at Roman’s schedules and there was definitely a sizable-enough gap in 1973 that would’ve allowed himself to direct Bruce before moving on to working with Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway in Chinatown. Enter the Dragon would’ve made the list for the top ten highest-grossing films in 1973.

Here is the list: The Sting (number one), The Exorcist, American Graffiti, Papillon, The Way We Were, Magnum Force, Last Tango in Paris, Live and Let Die, Robin Hood and Paper Moon. Enter the Dragon grossed 22 million dollars in the U.S. whereas Paper Moon grossed 30 million. If Bruce lived long enough to be interviewed by Johnny Carson, Paper Moon would not have been in the top ten. As for the H.K. box office, the only reason why it didn’t break box office records was because the distributors rose the admittance fees to capitalize on the fact that it was Bruce’s final complete movie.

Noel Parrott mentioned this in his review for the South China Morning Post. They wouldn’t have done this had it been known that there was another Lee movie on the way. It was noted by Bruce Thomas (the author of Fighting Spirit) that it was down to Bruce being unrecognizable, but there was already a big difference between the way that he looked in The Way of the Dragon when compared to his image in The Big Boss. Of course, the box office for Game of Death would’ve been better had Lee lived.

I think that a collaboration between Lee and Polanski would’ve just about pushed Paper Moon out of the equation from both sides of the equator. One of Roman’s specialties is the key use (or feature) of water in a scene. Bruce is often quoted about being like water, so it would’ve made for compelling cinema if his character finds himself in rooms which have waterfalls and ponds. Coincidentally, Fred Weintraub (the main producer) wanted swans and a fountain for the banquet scene but Raymond Chow put his foot down because he controlled the below-the-line budget. In an earlier draft, there was a scene before Han’s tour where Roper saw his reflection in a garden pool prior to seeing Han’s reflection.

With Roman, the spy reel of the female corpse being fished out would’ve added prominence. It also meant that Lee’s sister would’ve been thrown onto the waterfront as a sign to potential whistleblowers. The love scene between Roper and Tania could’ve been done on a waterbed while preceding a scene where another hooker is fished from a riverbed. Roman would’ve been more than obliged to direct given how he was proven wrong in suspecting Bruce instead of Charles Manson as the killer of his wife (Sharon Tate). Roman would’ve wanted to symbolize letting water flow under the bridge.

After all, it was her former boyfriend (i.e. Jay Sebring) who helped Bruce get started in Hollywood during the swinging sixties. Another Polanski specialty is claustrophobia, which would’ve benefited the mirrored room finale. Even though it was Clouse’s idea, Roman would still have envisioned it because he is also a fan of The Lady from Shanghai, which informed his directorial début (Knife in the Water). As for what sparked the creativity, it was a H.K. restaurant where the producers were having lunch.

Unlike Clouse, Roman wasn’t near-deaf. Even though Enter the Dragon was dubbed, the vocal acting could’ve been improved. As for the on-set acting, enunciation influences the facial expressions to be more pronounced. It takes a real master of the craft to understand how the voice can affect the face. Exerting the mouth means that the cheek muscles are being manipulated to the point that a ripple effect causes the eyebrows and maybe the eyelids to be exerted.

Actors who enunciate are never accused of being wooden. Roman wouldn’t have allowed John Saxon’s agent to successfully demand that his character not be killed, especially since there is an awkwardness that stems from the fact that Williams never converses with Lee. As an afterthought (after I saw the movie recently), he would’ve made Bruce’s character practice what he preaches by not letting his eyes off Oharra as he bows. To digress, Enter the Dragon has many flaws.

The first flaw is that it would’ve made more sense for Williams to be sought for recruitment given that he is an outlaw for beating up corrupt policemen who are racist. Roper, by comparison, isn’t a wanted criminal for simply being in debt with gangsters. The second flaw is that, by film’s end, Bruce doesn’t have much dialogue. In fact, most of his dialogue was taken out for pacing reasons. I suspect that those scenes would’ve been left in if the spy was played by James Coburn (who was trained by Bruce).

Coincidentally, Coburn tried to help Lee make The Silent Flute (which Roman rejected). In the original version of Enter the Dragon, there was a scene where Mei Ling (Betty Chung) was talking about the unexplained disappearance of Williams. It would’ve been cool if, like The Untold Story, his body was being used to feed the old men in the cells. Maybe the deleted footage is being held back for a 50th anniversary Blu-ray. Bruce’s death made the footage more valuable.

The third flaw is that Han’s daughters (who happened to be his bodyguards) don’t fight in the finale. If Enter the Dragon had been a H.K. movie, Mei Ling alongside Lee and Roper would’ve fought them after chasing Han away from the outdoor arena. If Bruce had died during the making of the film, they would’ve filmed such a scene but under the condition that there are reshoots which would allow Williams to only be held captive like Roper instead of being killed off.

The fourth flaw was that a Shaolin monk wouldn’t allow himself to be a government agent unless he left the temple. The fifth flaw is that Roper doesn’t get killed by Bolo, yet Williams gets killed by Han. The sixth flaw is that there were deleted scenes between Roper and Tania that could easily have replaced unnecessary scenes featuring Bruce, especially considering the commercial intentions of the U.S. producers. Artistically, Tania’s deleted scenes would’ve made her final scene more touching.

The scene where Oharra informs Lee about the uniform requirement is pointless when it’s pointed out in the next tournament scene. As for reminding the audiences about Lee having a vendetta, there was already a reasonably-paced flashback in the first act. Considering that most of Bruce’s philosophy scenes were done away with, they should’ve got rid of Lao’s tutorial. The seventh and final flaw is that Bolo is a useless character in that he can’t be a bodyguard when you have Oharra acting as Han’s bodyguard for when he is outside his own island.

The counter-intuitive editing is second to only The Medallion in the martial arts genre. Even though he has a muscular physique, Bolo is a gratuitous character who may as well have been there for sexual appeal. The main villain’s daughters would’ve been more effective in homicidally punishing his guards because of their number. The moral of the story would’ve been greater in that if you can’t defeat the daughters then how can you possibly put down the father.

Roman, like Bruce, believed that cinema should make you forget that you’re sitting in a theater. Roman knew Bruce better than all the other Hollywood directors, so I’m surprised that he was never considered. As for what would’ve happened, I believe that Roman would’ve been a better candidate to revise (instead of actually complete) Game of Death because he would’ve filmed it in such a way that you perceive Bruce’s replacements (of which there were three) as being played by one doppelgänger.

He would’ve been smart enough to bring back Michael Allin as the writer. This means that Roman would’ve directed Jackie in Battle Creek Brawl. Roman’s taste in absurdism and black humour would’ve elevated these movies. However, this also means that he wouldn’t have directed Gymkata (this is not Clouse’s most dismal movie as reported). Clouse should never have been the go-to guy for G.H.

Roman was already more successful with critics and audiences. It’s with the benefit of retrospect that he has been come to known as being more cosmopolitan because of his preoccupation with foreign culture. Back in 1973, he would’ve been smart enough when it came to casting Enter the Dragon. Bearing in mind that Roper was originally intended to die, it would’ve been pointless for Rod Taylor and William Smith to be rejected in favour of Saxon because of Bruce not wanting to come off as diminutive. Jim Kelly was taller than the two of them but his character only died because of John’s agent.

I suspect that Smith didn’t get the role because he did a test reel as the lead character that Bruce wanted to play in Kung Fu (the reel was directed by Jerry London). Having Kelly’s Williams character fight Bolo would’ve made for a more convincing fight, but it would’ve been better for Lee to fight Bolo being that it is Williams who would’ve been wanting vengeance against Han for the death of Roper. One of the questions that has been asked concerns Bolo being fought by Roper instead of Lee.

If Lee fought Bolo, Roper would have to fight Han because of Warner Brothers wanting to appease the prominently Caucasian audiences. Roper had to fight one of the two guys. A decision was made to not have him fight Han (a choice that made Saxon realize that he wasn’t the star as fibbed by Fred Weintraub) because the quality of the martial arts action would’ve dipped considerably. Muse on this for a moment: a musclebound young man takes on a toned 32-year-old before a middle-aged everyman takes on an old guy.

This harks back to a cardinal rule in martial arts cinema – the best fight has to be the final one. Look at The Matrix, Neo’s fights with Agent Smith are not up to the quality that was set forth when Morpheus challenged Neo. As for Enter the Dragon, the best fight is the first one (a short challenge match featuring Sammo Hung). It’s only with the benefit of hindsight that one can say that Kam Kong would’ve been more imposing as a villain than Shih Kien (a.k.a. Shek Kin). I first saw him in Jackie’s Half a Loaf of Kung Fu.

I’m one of the few people who believe that Bruce would still have imitators even if he was alive. There would’ve been many producers wanting to climb to the top of the heap by confusing U.S. audiences. The Triads who like to exert their presence would’ve caught on to the idea of finding a clone to put the heat on Bruce. Speaking of whom, if he completed Game of Death, there would still have been rip-offs because there is only so many styles that you can put into a pagoda. This may have forced Bruce to be a James Bond imitator, because there is only so much that you can do within the martial arts genre.

This lends credence to what Bey Logan claimed about Bruce being the potential star of Total Recall. Andrew G. Vajna was one of Bruce’s acquaintances and formed the company that produced it. Maybe Bruce would’ve played the T-1000 in Terminator 2 (such a match-up would’ve rivalled RoboCop Versus The Terminator). Mike Leeder is convinced that Bruce would’ve been the star of John Woo’s The Killer. My problem with the latter route is that Chow Yun-Fat was always John’s idol.

Fred Weintraub claimed that Bruce loved women, so we may have seen him as a playboy spy who has to seduce women in order to investigate realistic things like insurance fraud as opposed to nabbing villains wanting worldwide domination. It would’ve been similar to, if not completely like, Timothy Lea’s Confessions franchise (which resulted in three sequels) crossed with Michael Caine’s Harry Palmer film series. I’m sure that Bruce would’ve wanted to dispel the notion that Chinese guys have small penises.

On that note, maybe we would’ve seen him play Patrick Tse’s character in Wong Jing’s Hong Kong Playboys. If Bruce had lived, one project that he would’ve done was where Bob Wall and himself are F.B.I. agents. Therefore, he was moving in a more realistic direction that would’ve enthralled those wanting a piece of escapism that would actually inform their lives. The movie would’ve been called Drug Terror. For all of his lechery, Bruce (according to Weintraub) had it in him to be in a great love story because of his intensity and his habit of keeping most people at arm’s length.

Bruce would’ve been more popular had he made a movie about a hippy activist. There could’ve been all kinds of references to his real-life drug-taking. His character’s name would be Herb. He stashes weed in pots which he makes. He has friends who he calls buds. He lives at a house whose door number is 420. He has a love interest named Mary Jane. His catchphrase could be dope. He describes his drugs as joints. Maybe he would’ve experimented with cinematography to create a psychedelic experience that even Wong Kar-Wai would be jealous of.

When he treats a bong as a talking stick at a party, the guests spout philosophy about grass being greener on the other side, the importance of being blunt and how it’s better to start a blaze than be left out in the cold. Had Bruce lived, he would’ve collected issues of Marijuana Monthly. It was published by the mother and stepfather of Samantha Geimer (who Roman had taken advantage of when she was 13). Had things been different in 1973, the trajectory of Roman’s career may have forced him to only go for girls no younger than 18 because of the spotlight scrutiny.

I’m convinced that Roman would’ve directed Game of Death because of his strong interest in doppelgängers. In The Tenant (1976), Roman plays a man who lives vicariously through a woman. There is a scene where his character sees a girl wearing a mask which is a replica of his face. This makes me think even more that Ray should’ve got make-up artists to make a cast of Bruce’s face by using his corpse.

Such an effort would’ve resulted in the shenanigans that happened when a latex mask of Crispin Glover was placed on Jeffrey Weissman for Back to the Future II. Considering how long that it took for Bruce to be sent to the hospital, this absurd idea makes sense; especially when you look at the scene where Steiner (the villainous character played by Hugh O’Brian) uses his cane in the graveyard to prove that Billy Lo faked his death.

Other telling aspects besides The Tenant pertain to Roman’s potential involvement in Game of Death had Bruce got him to direct Enter the Dragon. In 2013, he had cast a doppelgänger (the younger Mathieu Amalric) for Venus in Fur. If it wasn’t for sexually breaking the law, Roman would’ve directed Sliver – an exercise in symmetry. Like Bruce, Roman never got to finish one of his ubiquitous dream projects – The Double.

Acting in this movie would’ve better prepared John Travolta’s dual acting for John Woo’s Face/Off. Like Roman being the first French director to win best director at the Academy Awards, Bruce would’ve been the first Asian director. Tom Bleecker believes this. He also believes that Bruce would’ve been as big as or bigger than Woo. Since Bruce expressed a desire to move beyond act in martial arts movies, it’s only natural to presume that this would include directing outside the genre. Perhaps Quentin Tarantino would have hired Bruce to choreograph the Kung Fu fights in Kill Bill (since Yuen Woo-Ping was hired for financial reasons).

Like Roman, Bruce would have been hired more as an actor for other people’s movies such as The Karate Kid and maybe Highlander (with a revised screenplay for those who always wanted to see him teach with a sword in any time setting). It’s possible that we may have heard him in Kung Fu Panda instead of Jackie, although this means that Jackie would still have been in the remake of The Karate Kid.

Another irony is that No Retreat, No Surrender (the cash-in about Bruce’s ghost featuring the doppelgänger in Game of Death) would never have happened because the fights in The Karate Kid would have been too good to surpass. Corey would have been forced to research espionage in order to materialize the studio head’s idea of what was going to be Seasonal’s first English language film – a thriller about the C.I.A. that could’ve seen Jean-Claude Van Damme in a better role.

Bruce could’ve been cast in musicals (especially a Peking Opera one given the prestigious background of his father). Yuen Wah spoke highly of Bruce in a way that reminded of me of Donnie Yen’s first two movies with Yuen Woo-Ping: “No matter what type of music I played, he could easily create the impromptu dancing steps and combined Kung Fu in his dance. He would dance and at the same time punched and showed off his muscles, he immersed Yin-Yang in his dancing totally. I and the other stuntmen were completely in awe!”

Maria Yi reiterated the sentiment: “I never expect Bruce could dance so superbly well. After the outdoor shooting at Pak Chong, we arrived in Bangkok. One day, uncle Lo Wei took us to the nightclub for dancing. When the music began, Bruce rushed to the center of the dance floor and started dancing. He immersed himself in the music totally. His dancing was astoundingly wonderful, especially in the light dancing, I saw him dance extremely fast with a variety of steps and styles. I believe no one was able to match him. All the people in the nightclub were all astonished and mesmerised by his incredible dancing.”

Taking into account that Jean-Claude Van Damme and Jackie have done twin movies, there is something interesting about whether Bruce would have been swayed into doing something similar. Perhaps the title would have been Yin and Yang. Maybe he would have been the star of Duplicity – a Michael Keaton movie which is better than The Clones of Bruce Lee. Speaking of which, I’m astounded that there was never an imitator named Bruno.

After noting the connection between Sidekicks (about a Chuck Norris fan) and Looking for Jackie, maybe Bruce would have done something similar to No Retreat, No Surrender. It would have been a perfect way for himself to satirize the imitators. After all, Ron Van Clief claimed that Bruce was the prototype whereas others that followed were the imitation. Given that Bruce was more literate than people have given credit for, it would have been easy for him to suggest that the title would be Dopey Doppelganger.

Speaking of which, I’m surprised that there has never been an attempt to create a H.K. equivalent to Mark Twain’s The Prince and the Pauper. The closest to this happening is The Twin Dragons, but an epic period film would allow for a more faithful rendition. Maybe an idea was proposed but rejected. For example, Bey’s Canton Moon was rejected by every U.S. studio despite being a Kung Fu take on Edmond Rostand’s Cyrano de Bergerac.

It would have been funded had it also been a remake of The Prince and the Pauper. As it turns out, the Chinese equivalent to the latter is a novel by Louis Cha (a.k.a. Jin Yong). The English title is Way of the Heroes. The story would definitely have appealed to Bruce because one of the twins is a mischievous brawler whose obsession with pretty girls nets him half a dozen wives. Had Bruce regained his muscles, he would have been eager to do sex scenes so as to advertise himself to future lovers if not future wives.

If Bruce had lived, he could’ve been cast in some risque comedies. Taky Kimura (one of his best friends) claimed that he would tell some of the raunchiest jokes that you’ve ever heard, which means that he could easily have been swayed by the raunchy charm of Jing. When Bruce was younger, he loved reading Cha’s novels. I wonder what opinion that he would have made of the Shaw Brothers adaptation which is known in English as Ode to Gallantry.

The S.B. TV division produced an adaptative series titled Hap Hak Hang. It starred Tony Leung Chiu-Wai. I like to think that Bruce would have co-starred in the clone-oriented 1976 sequel to Westworld. The biggest problem with Futureworld is that it didn’t have an iconic character to live up to what was established with Yul Brynner. Instead of playing a character named Lee, Bruce could’ve played a businessman named Bryce (a reference to the price is right).

If this had happened, there would have been a TV reboot with Donnie Yen playing his character. Currently, Donnie is the de facto Bruce Lee with his roles in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and xXx: Return of Xander Cage. Donnie was touted as the Bruce Lee of the nineties when Legend of the Wolf was released in the U.K. as The New Big Boss. This was self-inflicted since he did star in a Fist of Fury remake which was a TV series.