The name of an actress

Lake Bell is primarily an indie actress with the occasional dabbling in mainstream fare. Here are a ton of neat tweets from a woman who is also a director…

4 Nov 2009: I just lost my Twitter virginity. It didn’t hurt as much as they said it would.

3 Dec 2009: Some go to work + save lives or sell cars. Some go to work + lie in bed naked with Bryan Greenberg. Thanks, Big Green. It was real.

14 Dec 2009: Just did Craig Ferguson! (Get your minds outta the gutter: I did his show, not “did” as in sexual intercourse.) Airs tonight! #itscomplicated

26 Jan 2010: So, I think my computer is flirting me. Itunes has been making consistently seductive choices… I gotta admit, my macbook IS pretty hot.

14 Mar 2010: I feel you, @Juliamurphree. I can’t decide how I feel about myself either. But I’m gonna keep touching until I figure it out.

17 Mar 2010: It wigs me out to see a bar of soap that’s dirty. Because, I mean, it’s kind of an impossibility given soap’s job description.

20 Mar 2010: You know when you devote love + energy into something and it doesn’t work out? It really hurts…But its not the end of the world. #justtrue

11 Apr 2010: Memo: One should not use the term “smack dat” when refering to someone’s ass anymore.

25 April 2010: Weed is illegal, Lally. At least be discreet. RT @AndyLally: Relaxin Sunday, mowin the lawn, weeding, listening to the excitement at Dega…

31 May 2010: Sorry its been so long since I tweeted. I’ve been watching Sex and The City 2 this whole time.

27 Jun 2010: I look pretty good naked but I look 10″ naked-er on stilts.

8 Jul 2010: I’m only half a Jew. That makes me Jew…ish?

16 Oct 2010: The truth is, root beer is better than beer.

23 Oct 2010: How have we not discussed Jada Pinkett Smith’s metal band Wicked Wisdom?

29 Nov 2010: The second you get naked in the shower, shower curtains become pervy ghosts.

23 Feb 2011: So basically, we all just accept that coconut water tastes like sweet liquid vomit?

19 Mar 2011: The word “ubiquitous” has had a resurgence. Suddenly it’s everywhere.

25 Apr 2011: Flossing is the boxing of dental hygiene. If don’t bleed you’re not trying hard enough.

23 Jun 2011: The term “essential oils” is a little dramatic.

15 Jul 2011: It’s poetic that the word ‘asterisks’ is so close to ‘ass-tricks’ and alas * is the international text symbol for a butthole.

1 Aug 2011: My shampoo tells me to “emulsify in palms.” For something that’s meant to keep me clean, that just sounds dirty.

6 Sep 2011: In the pot smoking circuit, I’m known as ‘the one hit wonder.’

20 Oct 2011: Those who declare “I don’t care what people think” are exposing their hypocrisy by that very statement.

13 Jun 2012: Went to the dentist to get a crown. There was nothing royal about that treatment.

17 Jul 2012: What is it about getting older that requires you to grow a garden?

26 Feb 2013: If you eat while working out, is it the same as drinking while you pee?

13 Mar 2013: Self-administering eye drops is the most shocking surprise that I see coming every time.

24 Jun 2013: So we accept that “smear” is an appropriate word for cream cheese? Was “spread” not gross enough?

17 Aug 2013: “@szilmolnar: Why is a female director naked on the cover of @NewYorkMag?” Because intellect doesn’t cancel out femininity.

23 Nov 2013: The more time I spend in Thailand, the more I’m coming around on florescent lighting.

24 Nov 2013: Having an MRI is akin to enduring a 45 minute death metal concert strapped in a prop coffin from an 80’s sci-fi movie. #XrayBanter

14 Mar 2014: The ocean moves in slow motion when you watch it from the plane. Poetry? Science? Or both… You decide.

22 Jan 2018: Bonjour Paris. (Yes, I brought a long flowy cape to traipse thru your rainy romantic streets, thanks for asking.)

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