Most literary agents and publishers demand that the word-count of a début novel should not exceed 100,000 words (a.k.a. 100k) or even 80k; so I divided my 120k novel into two manuscripts, which were then extended to 80k. As such, I divided the list of comparisons that I made i.e. film reviews which sum up my opinions of the novel. The following film reviews come from Halliwell’s Film Guide and they either represent parts or the whole of what I think about my fourth novel, which originated as an extremely complicated sub-plot from what will now be my fifth (and final) novel.
The way that Leslie Halliwell rates films is different from others i.e. 0 stars = 5/10 or below, 1 star = above-average (6/10), 2 stars = good (7/10), 3 stars = very good (8/10) or great (9/10) and 4 stars = excellent (10). John Walker took over his book after he died in 1989. At this juncture, I should note that the Yin novel has more top-ranked movies representing it than this Yang one (which I regard as my best novel). Analytical minds are going to have a hard time figuring out what my plots were.
If I had to pick the top 3 coincidental films of my list, it would be #4 (Before the Rain), #19 (Donnie Brasco) and #80 (Yol).
Here are the tweet-sized versions of the film reviews which epitomize my novel…
1) Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore: Realistically squalid and foul-mouthed but endearing look at a slice of America today, with firm handling.
2) Arlington Road (2 stars): Clever psychological thriller, in which the paranoia is justified.
3) The Assassin (1961): A careful, detailed and wholly enjoyable character study, somewhere between comedy and drama.
4) Before the Rain: Three separate stories intertwine in a gripping drama although the connections between them are not evident until the end.
5) The Beautiful Troublemaker: A penetrating tale on the themes of obsession, art and love. It offers little in the way of conventional narrative.
6) The Big Bang Theory: Episodic tale that deals sympathetically with the dispossessed and treats with disdain those that abuse their authority.
7) Born on the Fourth of July (2 stars): Rousing drama, based on fact.
8) Breaking the Waves: It has a raw, emotional power rarely encountered in films. It features self-sacrifice through sexual degradation.
9) Character (2 stars): Powerful, downbeat drama of obsession.
10) Chasing Amy (2 stars): Enjoyable, often witty tale about the complexities of love and friendship.
11) Chinatown: Teasing, complex mystery that uses the conventions of detective stories to explore civic and personal corruption in a modern way.
12) Chocolat: Cool, distanced account of racism and its effects.
13) Chungking Express: A mood of nostalgia-tinged melancholia pervades an enjoyable tale of being caught in a web of optimistic disappointment.
14) Clerks: Witty, episodic, foul-mouthed account of the slacker generation doing what it does best – nothing in particular. It’s inventive.
15) Cocoon (2 stars): Unusual, amusing and sentimentally effective tale of the kind which gets hearty word-of-mouth recommendation.
16) Country Life (2 stars): Well-observed comedy of unfulfilled lives and broken dreams.
17) The Defiant Ones: Schematic melodrama (about ethnic rivalry) with a moral (putting aside differences for a common cause). Impeccably done.
18) Do the Right Thing (3 stars): Complex, witty, street-wise and passionate tale about racism.
19) Donnie Brasco: Concerned less with their actions than their characters, giving it an tragic intensity as two contrasting loyalties collide.
20) The Elephant and the Bicycle: A charming fable of art’s transforming power or the ability or people to read into it. Realistic and escapist.
21) The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser: A disturbing and affecting account about confronting humanity at its best and worst.
22) Exotica: Elegantly devious drama about sex and the unexpected connections between people told in a deliberately enigmatic way.
23) Fallen Angels: Lonely people going from doom-laden despair to loud comedy. Probably an acquired taste but an interesting and unusual one.
24) A Few Good Men (2 stars): Slick, engrossing drama in which audiences can cheer the hero and hiss the villain.
25) The Full Monty (3 stars): Clever, enjoyable comedy about salvaging self-respect and baring all, emotionally as well as physically.
26) The Game: A high-energy paranoid thriller that plunges its protagonist and the audience into a world where nothing is to be trusted.
27) Guelwaar: A comic and ironic tone pervades an engaging tale of bureaucratic bungling, chauvinism and civic as well as national corruption.
28) Happiness: A bleak drama, verging on the misanthropic but lightened by a cutting wit, on the damage that people can do to one another.
29) The Hitcher (1 star): Grim little fable, maintaining a sweaty suspense to the end.
30) Homicide (2 stars): Engrossing study of one man’s disintegration.
31) In the Heat of the Night: A tense and exciting thriller that explores racism through the explosive clash of two contrasting personalities.
32) The Invisible Man (4 stars): Superb blend of eccentric character comedy and melodrama.
33) If: Obscure narrative. Clever cutting. Variety of pace. It catches perfectly a mood of rebellion and dissatisfaction with the status quo.
34) Lamerica: Powerful as well as bleak drama of appalling despair and of the humanity that somehow survives in the direst situations.
35) Life and Nothing But: Complicatedly affecting tale of love, disillusionment, individual tragedy and national pride.
36) Live Flesh: Colourful, intricate, entertaining drama of love, loss, revenge and passion – moving from a time of repression to freedom.
37) The Long Arm (2 stars): Good straight-forward police thriller with careful detail.
38) Ma Vie Sexuelle (2 stars): Complex and talkative disquisition on love, responsibility and the duality of adultery.
39) The Man Who Could Work Miracles (3 stars): Slow-moving but rather pleasing variation on a simple theme.
40) Marathon Man (3 stars): Complex mystery thriller which finally settles down to being a simple shocker with a nick-of-time climax.
41) Mean Streets (4 stars): Relentlessly sordid melodrama with a good eye for realistic detail.
42) Mephisto (4 stars): Chilling and fiercely compelling melodrama of moral corruption.
43) Mina Tannenbaum: Assured exploration of the lives of two people growing up. It starts light-heartedly and becomes much darker.
44) Mountains of the Moon (2 stars): Exuberant and engrossing epic that catches the mood of the times.
45) My Ain Folk (3 stars): Stark account of narrow and damaged lives, told with an intense sympathy.
46) My American Uncle: Fascinatingly assembled but basically pessimistic dissection of human life. The American uncle is the piece of good luck.
47) Nil by Mouth: An unsparingly bleak account of devastated life, where drinks provide a momentary escape and masculinity is measured by size.
48) Of Mice and Men (3 stars): A strange and unexpected tragedy which has strength and is very persuasive.
49) Once Were Warriors: A powerfully emotional and often disturbing drama making its points with sledgehammer force but also tender.
50) One False Move: A tough, complex, suspenseful thriller-cum-road movie that also finds room to concern itself with relationships and racism.
51) One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest: Amusing. Horrifying. Sums up anti-government attitudes as well as make love not war. Impossible to ignore.
52) The Ox (2 stars): A harrowing and humane story of hardship.
53) Paths of Glory (4 stars): Incisive melodrama chiefly depicting the corruption and incompetence of the high command.
54) The Rules of the Game (3 stars): Satirical comedy with a uniquely bleak outlook.
55) Salaam Bombay! (3 stars): Poignant, well-observed narrative of small treacheries and smaller hope.
56) Sansho the Bailiff: A tough tale of oppression, injustice, sacrifice and redemption. The beauty softens the harshness but not the power.
57) Schindler’s List (4 stars): Brilliantly realized, fiercely controlled and restrained. Harsh and compassionate.
58) The Shawshank Redemption: A melodrama of wasted lives and male bonding with a twist ending. It veers between toughness and sentimentality.
59) Shine: Moving drama of tragedy and redemption that evokes a man’s alienation from his roots, his disintegration and his re-emergence.
60) The Sixth Sense (3 stars): Spooky story with a twist ending that changes the focus of what has gone before. It’s both clever and disturbing.
61) The Sweet Hereafter: A complex and compelling retelling of a tragic event, flashing back and forward in time to present the details.
62) The Talk of the Town (3 stars): Unusual mixture of comedy and drama.
63) Talk Radio (2 stars): Powerful, virulent near-monologue of a mind at the end of its tether.
64) Tango (3 stars): An outrageous black comedy. A witty examination of masculine and feminine attitudes to life.
65) A Taste of Honey (2 stars): Fascinating offbeat comedy drama with memorable characters and sharply etched backgrounds.
66) They Won’t Forget (3 stars): Finely detailed social drama. A classic of American realism. Harrowing.
67) Three Colours – Red: A delicate and intricate study of coincidence and destiny, of the fragile means that link one person to the next.
68) The Tin Drum (4 stars): The emphasis is sometimes on sex. It succeeds in depicting a frightening world where reason is overthrown.
69) To Sleep with Anger (2 stars): Engrossing drama of social disintegration.
70) Tokyo Story (4 stars): Bleak, austere and moving drama of life’s disappointments.
71) Touch of Evil (4 stars): An overpoweringly atmospheric melodrama but very cold. The plot takes some following.
72) The Tragedy of a Ridiculous Man: Engrossing study of contemporary terrorism and individual responsibility. Partially enigmatic.
73) Trouble in Paradise (4 stars): A masterpiece of comedy with sparkling dialogue, innuendo and masterly narrative.
74) Ulee’s Gold (3 stars): Slow-moving drama that builds inexorably to its compelling, emotionally satisfying peak.
75) The Usual Suspects: Excellently gripping thriller that plays tricks with its audience. Its refusal to come clean until the end is appealing.
76) Vagabonde: Disturbing chiller about the accidental collisions of people’s lives and the changes they cause, with an enigma at its centre.
77) The Wages of Fear: This fascinating story resolves itself into a suspense shocker with one craftily managed bad moment after another.
78) Wise Blood (3 stars): An odd story that’s not easy to like but with many impressive moments.
79) The Woman in the Window: An intelligent thriller with an ending that is a decorative extra to a story which already ended satisfactorily.
80) Yol: Rewarding if heavy-going saga which exhausts the spectator almost as much as its long-suffering characters. It feels like an epic.