The Yang to my Yin

Most literary agents and publishers demand that the word-count of a début novel should not exceed 100,000 words (a.k.a. 100k) or even 80k; so I divided my 120k novel into two manuscripts, which were then extended to 80k. As such, I divided the list of comparisons that I made i.e. film reviews which sum up my opinions of the novel. The following reviews come from Halliwell’s Film Guide and they either represent parts or the whole of what I think about my fourth novel, which originated as an extremely complicated sub-plot from what will now be my fifth (and final) novel.

The way that Leslie Halliwell rates films is different from others i.e. 0 stars = 5/10 or below, 1 star = above-average (6/10), 2 stars = good (7/10), 3 stars = very good (8/10) or great (9/10) and 4 stars = excellent (10). John Walker took over his book after he died in 1989. At this juncture, I should note that the Yin novel has more top-ranked movies representing it than this Yang one (which I regard as my best novel). Analytical minds are going to have a hard time figuring out what my plots were.

If I had to pick the top three coincidental reviews of my list, it would be #4 (Before the Rain), #19 (Donnie Brasco) and #80 (Yol).

Here are the tweet-sized versions of the reviews which epitomize my novel

1)    Alice Doesn’t Live Here AnymoreRealistically squalid and foul-mouthed but endearing look at a slice of America today, with firm handling.

2)    Arlington Road (2 stars): Clever psychological thriller, in which the paranoia is justified.

3)    The Assassin (1961): A careful, detailed and wholly enjoyable character study, somewhere between comedy and drama.

4)    Before the RainThree separate stories intertwine in a gripping drama although the connections between them are not evident until the end.

5)    The Beautiful TroublemakerA penetrating tale on the themes of obsession, art and love. It offers little in the way of conventional narrative.

6)    The Big Bang TheoryEpisodic tale that deals sympathetically with the dispossessed and treats with disdain those that abuse their authority.

7)    Born on the Fourth of July (2 stars): Rousing drama, based on fact.

8)    Breaking the WavesIt has a raw, emotional power rarely encountered in films. It features self-sacrifice through sexual degradation.

9)    Character (2 stars): Powerful, downbeat drama of obsession.

10)  Chasing Amy (2 stars): Enjoyable, often witty tale about the complexities of love and friendship.

11)  ChinatownTeasing, complex mystery that uses the conventions of detective stories to explore civic and personal corruption in a modern way.


12)  ChocolatCool, distanced account of racism and its effects.

13)  Chungking ExpressA mood of nostalgia-tinged melancholia pervades an enjoyable tale of being caught in a web of optimistic disappointment.

14)  ClerksWitty, episodic, foul-mouthed account of the slacker generation doing what it does best – nothing in particular. It’s inventive.

15)  Cocoon (2 stars): Unusual, amusing and sentimentally effective tale of the kind which gets hearty word-of-mouth recommendation.

16)  Country Life (2 stars): Well-observed comedy of unfulfilled lives and broken dreams.

17)  The Defiant OnesSchematic melodrama (about ethnic rivalry) with a moral (putting aside differences for a common cause). Impeccably done.

18)  Do the Right Thing (3 stars): Complex, witty, street-wise and passionate tale about racism.

19)  Donnie BrascoConcerned less with their actions than their characters, giving it an tragic intensity as two contrasting loyalties collide.

20)  The Elephant and the Bicycle: A charming fable of art’s transforming power or the ability of people to read into it. Realistic and escapist.

21)  The Enigma of Kaspar HauserA disturbing and affecting account about confronting humanity at its best and worst.

22)  Exotica: Elegantly devious drama about sex and the unexpected connections between people told in a deliberately enigmatic way.

23)  Fallen AngelsLonely people going from doom-laden despair to loud comedy. Probably an acquired taste but an interesting and unusual one.

24)  A Few Good Men (2 stars): Slick, engrossing drama in which audiences can cheer the hero and hiss the villain.

25)  The Full Monty (3 stars): Clever, enjoyable comedy about salvaging self-respect and baring all, emotionally as well as physically.

26)  The GameA high-energy paranoid thriller that plunges its protagonist and the audience into a world where nothing is to be trusted.

27)  GuelwaarA comic and ironic tone pervades an engaging tale of bureaucratic bungling, chauvinism and civic as well as national corruption.

28)  HappinessA bleak drama, verging on the misanthropic but lightened by a cutting wit, on the damage that people can do to one another.

29)  The Hitcher (1 star): Grim little fable, maintaining a sweaty suspense to the end.

30)  Homicide (2 stars): Engrossing study of one man’s disintegration.

31)  In the Heat of the NightA tense and exciting thriller that explores racism through the explosive clash of two contrasting personalities.

32)  The Invisible Man (4 stars): Superb blend of eccentric character comedy and melodrama.

33)  IfObscure narrative. Clever cutting. Variety of pace. It catches perfectly a mood of rebellion and dissatisfaction with the status quo.

34)  LamericaPowerful as well as bleak drama of appalling despair and of the humanity that somehow survives in the direst situations.

35)  Life and Nothing ButComplicatedly affecting tale of love, disillusionment, individual tragedy and national pride.

36)  Live Flesh: Colourful, intricate, entertaining drama of love, loss, revenge and passion – moving from a time of repression to freedom.

37)  The Long Arm (2 stars): Good straight-forward police thriller with careful detail.

38)  Ma Vie Sexuelle (2 stars): Complex and talkative disquisition on love, responsibility and the duality of adultery.

39)  The Man Who Could Work Miracles (3 stars): Slow-moving but rather pleasing variation on a simple theme.

40)  Marathon Man (3 stars): Complex mystery thriller which finally settles down to being a simple shocker with a nick-of-time climax.

41)  Mean Streets (4 stars): Relentlessly sordid melodrama with a good eye for realistic detail.

42)  Mephisto (4 stars): Chilling and fiercely compelling melodrama of moral corruption.

43)  Mina Tannenbaum: Assured exploration of the lives of two people growing up. It starts light-heartedly and becomes much darker.

44)  Mountains of the Moon (2 stars): Exuberant and engrossing epic that catches the mood of the times.

45)  My Ain Folk (3 stars): Stark account of narrow and damaged lives, told with an intense sympathy.

46)  My American UncleFascinatingly assembled but basically pessimistic dissection of human life. The American uncle is the piece of good luck.

47)  Nil by MouthAn unsparingly bleak account of devastated life, where drinks provide a momentary escape and masculinity is measured by size.

48)  Of Mice and Men (3 stars): A strange and unexpected tragedy which has strength and is very persuasive.

49)  Once Were WarriorsA powerfully emotional and often disturbing drama making its points with sledgehammer force but also tender.

50)  One False MoveA tough, complex, suspenseful thriller-cum-road movie that also finds room to concern itself with relationships and racism.

51)  One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s NestAmusing. Horrifying. Sums up anti-government attitudes as well as make love not war. Impossible to ignore.

52)  The Ox (2 stars): A harrowing and humane story of hardship.

53)  Paths of Glory (4 stars): Incisive melodrama chiefly depicting the corruption and incompetence of the high command.

54)  The Rules of the Game (3 stars): Satirical comedy with a uniquely bleak outlook.

55)  Salaam Bombay! (3 stars): Poignant, well-observed narrative of small treacheries and smaller hope.

56)  Sansho the BailiffA tough tale of oppression, injustice, sacrifice and redemption. The beauty softens the harshness but not the power.

57)  Schindler’s List (4 stars): Brilliantly realized, fiercely controlled and restrained. Harsh and compassionate.

58)  The Shawshank Redemption: A melodrama of wasted lives and male bonding with a twist ending. It veers between toughness and sentimentality.

59)  ShineMoving drama of tragedy and redemption that evokes a man’s alienation from his roots, his disintegration and his re-emergence.

60) The Sixth Sense (3 stars): Spooky story with a twist ending that changes the focus of what has gone before. It’s both clever and disturbing.

61)  The Sweet HereafterA complex and compelling retelling of a tragic event, flashing back and forward in time to present the details.

62)  The Talk of the Town (3 stars): Unusual mixture of comedy and drama.

63)  Talk Radio (2 stars): Powerful, virulent near-monologue of a mind at the end of its tether.

64)  Tango (3 stars): An outrageous black comedy. A witty examination of masculine and feminine attitudes to life.

65)  A Taste of Honey (2 stars): Fascinating offbeat comedy drama with memorable characters and sharply etched backgrounds.

66)  They Won’t Forget (3 stars): Finely detailed social drama. A classic of American realism. Harrowing.

67)  Three Colours – RedA delicate and intricate study of coincidence and destiny, of the fragile means that link one person to the next.

68)  The Tin Drum (4 stars): The emphasis is sometimes on sex. It succeeds in depicting a frightening world where reason is overthrown.

69)  To Sleep with Anger (2 stars): Engrossing drama of social disintegration.

70)  Tokyo Story (4 stars): Bleak, austere and moving drama of life’s disappointments.

71)  Touch of Evil (4 stars): An overpoweringly atmospheric melodrama but very cold. The plot takes some following.

72)  The Tragedy of a Ridiculous ManEngrossing study of contemporary terrorism and individual responsibility. Partially enigmatic.

73)  Trouble in Paradise (4 stars): A masterpiece of comedy with sparkling dialogue, innuendo and masterly narrative.

74)  Ulee’s Gold (3 stars): Slow-moving drama that builds inexorably to its compelling, emotionally satisfying peak.

75)  The Usual SuspectsExcellently gripping thriller that plays tricks with its audience. Its refusal to come clean until the end is appealing.

76)  VagabondeDisturbing chiller about the accidental collisions of people’s lives and the changes they cause, with an enigma at its centre.

77)  The Wages of FearThis fascinating story resolves itself into a suspense shocker with one craftily managed bad moment after another.

78)  Wise Blood (3 stars): An odd story that’s not easy to like but with many impressive moments.

79)  The Woman in the WindowAn intelligent thriller with an ending that is a decorative extra to a story which already ended satisfactorily.

80)  YolRewarding if heavy-going saga which exhausts the spectator almost as much as its long-suffering characters. It feels like an epic.

Here are the rejections which I received when I submitted a cover letter, synopsis and samples to literary agents in 2013:

Sharon: “Thank you very much for sending in your submission which I read with great interest. Your writing style is engaging and your storyline is really interesting. However, we have decided to decline as it does not fit with our list.”

Sophie: “Many thanks for your letter regarding your novel. Please accept our apologies for not getting back to you more quickly. While we do think the novel sounds potentially interesting, I’m afraid it’s not quite right for us.”

Lara: “Thank you so much for your query and for your patience while I considered your work. I’m very grateful for this opportunity, and I think there is a good deal to recommend your work. However, after careful consideration, I’m afraid I don’t feel I’m the right agent for this project. As you know, this is an incredibly subjective business, and I’m certain another agent will feel differently.”

I’m truly sorry not to be able to offer you representation at this time, and I wish you the very best of luck in finding the perfect home for your work (as I have no doubt you will). One of the most difficult parts of this job is having to pass on projects, often on promising projects with great potential. Yet, like all agents, I can only take on a small fraction of the work I see – an unfortunate business reality.

“I have enormous respect for authors, not least because it takes great bravery to share your work with others. For that reason, I very much hope that you keep this one pass in perspective. As you know, all it takes is one Yes. I wish you great success in finding that Yes, whether with our agency or with another agent or publisher. Thank you so much, again, for thinking of me and for giving me this opportunity to consider your work. I will keep my fingers crossed that I see a deal for your work soon.”


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